remember when i knew a boxer, baby

remember when i knew a boxer, baby

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indeathmayibetriumphant:

Inspired by Britty’s Post and a bit by some of the other Mermaid and Robot posts I’ve been seeing going around. She can only speak in clicks and tones, he tries to imitate with chip-tunes but they settle on using Sign-Language. She can go out of the water for a day or two, but has to soak every night, They live in a quiet fishing town in New England and love to play video games together and go see art galleries and people watch because they both have trouble understanding the outside world. 

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evion:

moosetachefeels:

hitlersbreastmilk:

The year is 1730. A lone teenage girl sits up at 11 pm writing frantically in her diary. ‘WOE IS ME!!! I CAN NOT BELIEVE SHAKESPEARE RN WHY DID HE MAKE ROMIET CANON’

#ROMECUTIO WAS TOTALLY WHERE THAT WAS GOING

"I SHALL GO DOWN WITH THIS SAILING VESSEL."

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martymuses:

renaissancedweeb:

ennish:

I don’t know what this show is, but I want to watch it NOW.

What is this? I think I might need this in my life.

You don’t! I thought the same thing. The magical transformation scene is from Kamigami no Asobi. Tali and I watched the first two episodes the other night. It’s terribad. Terri. Bad.

NOOOOOO! I have been given false hope! *weeps*

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New Avengers v1 #53

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just-exhale-love:

overwhelmedwithbasorexia:

myraggedywinchesters:

snorlaxatives:

carryonwaywardsoldier:

carryonwaywardsoldier:

my physics teacher told us a joke today

three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?

They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter

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A CIGARETTE LIGHTER

I ACTUALLY GET IT OH MY GOD YES

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